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Post Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:47 pm      Reply with quote

The rules are simple, and yes I shamelessly stole this from Atonement's forums - take the hill. Hold it. Stay civil, if we must.

*plants a flag atop the hill, emblazoned with a mechanical cog* My hill.


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:31 am      Reply with quote

*sends a burning keg of gunpowder at kog and the flag, watching it explode with a grin, setting up a cannon in defense* My Hill !!

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Post Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:35 pm      Reply with quote

*Mines under the Hill, stealing the cannon right from under Madhatter's nose. Shoots it straight upwards at him and watches the rain fall* My Hill!

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Post Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:31 pm      Reply with quote

*Stealthily, Janus sneaks into the tunnel made by Starmonger, grabs Starmonge unawares, and binds the now gagged Starmonger to the underside of the cannon. Thenceforth, Janus proceeds to replace Kog's flag with his own; all-the-while grinning with mischievous pride*

With a grin on his face still, he bellows to the Heavens and all the World "I am King of the Hill!"


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Post Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:25 am      Reply with quote

The heavens drop a piano on your head and runs a laugh track of a studio audience. The credits begin to roll, and I take the hill.

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Post Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:31 pm      Reply with quote

In a surprise twist, I am the one rolling the credits - I roll AdamBlue up in them and re-claim the hill for Kogmacia.

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Post Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:01 pm      Reply with quote

badly bloodied by having the heavens fall upon me, I get up through sheer will and bellow

"I SHALL BE KING UPON THIS HILL. AAARGHH"

and with a mad charge I tackle Kog to the ground and push him off the hill.


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Post Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:14 am      Reply with quote

I take the hill out to a candle lit dinner for two at a fancy restaurant. Over the course of months I seduce the hill, until I finally win it over.

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Post Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:27 pm      Reply with quote

I crush your hill and your dreams in the same day.

*crush*


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Post Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:54 pm      Reply with quote

Drops a new, even bigger hill on Holmes' head and plants a new flag. Claiming it and toking a fatty to celebrate.

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